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1 hobbat a movie review on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:57 am

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-dwarfs are pretty dope
-elfs are gay
-best nutsack monster since willow
-if gandolf can summon magical animals why are these fgts walking?



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2 Re: hobbat a movie review on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:01 am

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ps i could have been watching the sopranos but i watched the hobbat movie fuck you t revor


im jk ill watch it at some point probably


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3 Re: hobbat a movie review on Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:53 am

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The Sopranos is your Shinobi.

Every poster has something that keeps Trev up at night in a cold sweat.

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4 Re: hobbat a movie review on Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:48 pm

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i dunno i get the feeling AD has the wrong idea about the show as being a self important drama when basically the show, especially that first season, is at the core a comedy. like a mobster gets depressed and has to see a shrink. which thats clearly the setup to a joke. and then you realize his shrink is kinda shitty and worthless and just fires off these cliches and accidentally advises him on how to run the mob. its great stuff. and i remember like the second or third episode, where his mom tries to reverse her car but insead plows her best friend, it was just back to front comedy the whole episode. So when ad comedy guru doesn't watch a show that i personally think is hilarious it sticks in my craw


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5 Re: hobbat a movie review on Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:22 pm

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I don't like that weasle looking fgt that was in those Guinness.commercials


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6 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:26 am

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to get back on topic here i never really understood what the powers of the tolkien wizards were. all i remember is gandalf like using the force against sauroman. no fireballs or nothing.


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7 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:35 am

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yeah i never read the books but i think the different color wizards have different stuff that they can do and the one wizard has bird shit all over his face and rides a baller as fuck rabbit sled i meant to put that in my review

i think they main shit the wizards do is that they can talk to trees and birds and shit and they call them in to help when shit gets too hectic. also it seems like gandolf can control the weather if he wants but he doesnt and i think maybe he made the sun come up at one point. and he can do telepathy with the elf queen i guess


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8 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:43 am

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so they're pretty much faggot hippie wizards


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9 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:44 am

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tolkien was high as hell sounding out cellar door in his moms basement


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10 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:50 am

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i typed in what powers gandalf has into google and started reading this lord of the rings wiki thing and after like 2 sentences i was like fuck this shit those books must be unbearable

game of thrones with no ass fucking imo


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11 Re: hobbat a movie review on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:53 am

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basically if ur making up fake languages for ur story about a bunch of midgets hiking ur an ass hole just use gibberish no one is going to check


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12 Re: hobbat a movie review on Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:41 am

Getting piffed out and talking to animals is a great power

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13 Re: hobbat a movie review on Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:48 am

An hour long scene was cut from this movie which was of the hobbit packing to leave.

Even considering putting an hour of some mini fgt wandering round his house saying "Hmmmm maybe i need to pack this fluffleberry bread too" or whatever, has cemented this as a shit movie for me before even seeing it.

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14 Re: hobbat a movie review on Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:45 am

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I cant watch this movie. I wasnt even able to sit through any lord of the rings movies. Now there's a Rudy for the series....no thank you and you giggilywop mushroom houses


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15 Re: hobbat a movie review on Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:36 am

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Vicone makes a mean loaf of fluffleberry though real talk

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16 Re: hobbat a movie review on Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:32 pm

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Imagine watching the hobbit instead of the first three episodes of the sopranos


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17 Re: hobbat a movie review on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:55 pm

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oh hey trevor the great


check this out i saw les mizz on xmas break.

imagine watching the hobbat and les mizz instead of the first 6 episodes of the sopranos.




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18 Re: hobbat a movie review on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:36 am

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I saw Django do you want a movie review?


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19 Re: hobbat a movie review on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:42 am

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Django a movie review:

Django is a movie about a German man who steals a slave from some guys so he can kill some slavers he can't otherwise identify. The German guy and Sammy lell Jameson steal the movie, Quentin tarAntino kinda sucks now. Movie was dumb and cornballish. I never saw inglorious basterds so basically in my mind somehow he got here from Jackie brown I'm not sure what happened. C+


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20 Re: hobbat a movie review on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:44 am

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There were no quarter pounder in France types of conversations


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