Things I do when I'm drunk

- try and time my pee and the end of the flush perfectly
- text embarrassing things to my ex-gf

thats pretty much it guys cya out there

rate these peeing games

(a) timing your flush and end of pee perfectly
(b) trying to fill the bowl with bubbles
(c) trying to get exactly 0 bubbles
(d) seeing how far back you can pee from


1. (a)
2. (d)
3. (c)
4. (b)

imho

I leave shock posts on facebook, then delete them when Im kinda sober a few hours later outta embarrassment

please provide an example of a shock post.

I'm keeping this one up. Did this an hour ago

"Politics are so stupid. I dont vote, but I'll make an exception this year to vote for Romney. Not because he's the best candidate. But because obamas reign these past 4 years have been super boring. I think we need to spice some things up and lets get some chaos going in America."

My friends and family are all liberal

and you're black.

definitely a shock post. are you allowed to write shit like that? i mean i know you only have 85 friends but aren't they gonna take away your hood pass or something for this?

Opie wrote:and you're black.

definitely a shock post. are you allowed to write shit like that? i mean i know you only have 85 friends but aren't they gonna take away your hood pass or something for this?

they've most likely become immune to this guys trolling as we have

"Politics are so stupid. I dont vote, but I'll make an exception this year to vote for Romney. not because he's the better candidate but because niggers stink"

would be way better try this one next

I also made a post about a month ago. I forgot the exact words but something like.

"if I see any religious updates in my status I'm unfreinding you, friends or family. Take that shit to cherch, a mosk, a boodist temple or mt Olympus to pray to your gods"

The funny part is I did unfriend one friend that I grew up with and went to school with...i erased the post a few hours later, but at least I don't get to see his shitty god related posts..

I've also unfriendly friends and family for their constant updates..

you realize you can just hide people to avoid looking like a weird sociopath

Didn't know? I've only been on facebook for like 5 months and I barely go on.