things my presumably autistic brother told my sister in a car ride over the weekend

- 99% of people at his job have STDs
- he can tell because they all have cold sores
- he can tell when a girl has an STD by how she moves her head
- he can also tell if they are wearing pink shoes
- he told her i have an STD, he knows I do because he saw a growth on my hand and he saw it last time he saw me

your brother is the venereal disease whisperer

he's right about pink shoes though. never fuck a girl with pink shoes raw.

i love your brother

also i dont know if its the same in nyc but its mid 70's in boston. gonna have to give myself a lil half day I think and go on the last long bike ride of the fall this afternoon.

You need to stop putting your hand in loose women bro

Clark,


IM flaccid. Wtf

harry, even though i am moderator of the boner board i like to let my territories function as autonomous bodies. meaning, although i am leader of the boner deliveries, i leave the board there to thrive and produce on its own.

i am a free market boner giver.

harry can i ask you how i should approach telling my brother that hes autistic?

i mean, no one ever told him. and now he's 33 years old acting like a weirdo clueless to the fact thats acting awkward.

i need help, man.

should we make a board called "Advice From Our Jewish Uncle Harry"

and its only questions to harry about mental health, HVAC, audio equipment, furniture, not fashion advice etc etc?

be up front and forward. quite like ripping a band aid off. and open palm slap may be required if he does not come to grips with his affliction right away.

we could if uncle harry is up to it.

i think uncle harry gives sound advice (pun intended) and would appreciate that board

Sure Ill do it.

Ask him if he ws ever diagnosed with anything. Say you have a friend with an asbergers brother if you need a lead in. How have you not brought this up or discussed this ever with him?

Or just say youre thinking about trying meds(lie) and ask if he ever did. Easy intro

i'm guessing his brother would see through both those things and accuse clark of being mad that he figured out he has STDs.