Well that settles it, Mike B is a psycho.

offering organic peanut butter cups and apologizing about your diet to co-workers is some straight psycho shit.

lol @ mike's organic pb cups getting thoroughly dismantled

i do taste like shit.

they

fuck.

also why'd you blank out his name is it not actually Becker?

his last names either a.) not becker or b.) he does the thing jason does where he hates his real name being used even though everyone already knows it.

he said it himself a couple days ago.

yeah possibly a part of his psychosis.

mike why did you black out your name when you said it yourself a couple days ago

Maybe that's why that hot girl he was dating called him a bitch over and over.

or maybe because he got attached to a girl who was clearly rebounding

mike will always be a bitch

A girls never called me a bitch but that would bite much worse than the stuff I have been called (dick, abusive, control freak etc)

it's definitely more of a provocation. not sure what i'd do tbh. i'm thinking immediately test the waters for a hatefuck

Well I did date one girl who was insane and wanted to get her ass beat so shed playfully poke fun at me to make me punish her but she obviously doesn't count.

my thinking is that any girl who calls you a bitch is gonna be the type of chick who fantasizes about being raped. could be wrong on this one..

Can we get (Cunt) put after Mikes name?

i second that

that girl actually stopped by my work last week... and then again to the minimart on saturday.

for a hug.

ok

you should've called her a bitch for doing that but im guessing you hugged her and told you that you missed her.

When I was single I picked up a girl from a club and took her to my place. During coitus she squeezed my cheeks and referred to me as a bitch. But the way she said it was like she had really meant it, I was reflecting on it so hard my penis went soft.
Being called a bitch by a girl really hurts

i did hug her, i didn't tell her i left out the "i miss you"

she has anger issues.

well so do you what's the problem here

No woman has ever called me bitch. Probably because they can't think of anything say other than "oh shit" and "holy fuck" when I'm ploughing their pelvis into dust.

yeh. squeeezing your cheek and calling you a bitch is fucked up.


ive had some horses try and redrayn me in over the years, but never that poly. never that.


i did have some chicks kid smacking me up once though, while i pelvis dusted. pretty wierd. i came. :)

mike b psychosis update:

not a sexy 80's business man as advertised. idgi.

mcfuck wrote:not a sexy 80's business man as advertised. idgi.

lol word

he took so much heat, just to fold...


i really just dont fucking get it at all.


should have owned that shit to the grave imo.

I destroyed him itt

no way he could have gone through with that costume after that dismantling lemme double check

no need igi. but seriously, after taking such a fuck sticking, I would have owned that shit so hard, like over the top in your fucking face hard.

this is the third reply after he said he was being a sexy 80's businessman. me and jeff just jumped him and beat the shit out of him. that's why he is a dinosaur.

yeah most people would be a businessman out of spite but thats why we make fun of mike for being a bitch...

lol at maff itt.

it's godzilla/reptar.

jesus.

might lock this thread till we get trey4 in here for some mike b analysis. he's the resident expert.

the best part about aLL this is that on another board i frequent (hipinion.com) some dude posted that his costume was gonna be a suit, and i was like "alright i can use what i learned from ughh and call this guys costume bad," but pretty much every post after his was about what a great idea suit costumes are, and how they always get you laid. so basically, mike was reverse pwned into switching out of a chick magnet costume into a plush fursuit.

assuming those hipinion fags know what they're talking about i mean

Rank opinions on the following hipinion users:

Klint
Tounge tied
Fancielad
Dragonjeans
Nova
Fullscreen

(Idk if all their names translate from hipinion to tc)

man mike looks like you should've gone with the suit. You live you learn I guess.

i don't really read it enough to rank posters. everybody posts the same way imo. the only standouts are delgriffith and johann POOPler (who i like because he rips off fyad style posting)

Having said that Tongue Tied is a huge weirdo fag who stalks bitches in walmart

L0L @ Mike getting so discouraged from the pwns that he shelves it to dress like a rugrat..

On a related note, 6 yrs ago my friend dressed as Jesus H. Christ for Halloween, I opted to get my "sexy businessman" on so I went as his lawyer.. By the end of the night I had my pipe laying costume on..

i might have seen michael in his dinosaur costume lassed night.

you didn't flag him down? was he doing anything psychotic?

it was probly just someone wiht that exact same dinosaur costume.

i was in a fish place. if it was him he was going to a daft punk tribute concert.

mike doesn't eat fish. he only eats pepperoni pizza hot pockets covered in tears.

probably was a different guy.

he was outside the fish place the fish place is in the same building as the daft punk tribute concert

must not've gotten the knife i sent you..