Thanksgiving Idea

When having a discussion with a lady friend I brought up how I wanted to murder myself due to traffic last night and thanksgiving was pointless because i could eat turkey at any time. obviously she brought me back to earth and reminded me about family and giving thanks so i suggest four separate thanksgivings to temper traffic.

black thanksgiving
hispanic thanksgiving
white thanksgiving
asian thanksgiving

majority rules in mixed families. if youre in an interracial relationship congrats, 2 THANKSGIVINGS! i feel this plan is solid.

good to see segregation is alive and well on the runoff.

yes. obviously whites hold onto the third week since we are creator of thanksgiving, asians get last week cuz some of those don't celebrate christmas, blacks get first week a.) to seperate from whites by a week b.) an im sorry for slavery and hispanics get week 2 by default.

four weeks in november. each a diff race thanksgiving. martin luther had a dream. so do i.

what about the hodgies?

not sure what those are.

turban sporters.

oh idk. maybe when they decide whether they want to claim africa, europe or asia they can have thanksgiving with that sect of the world. enough of this middling shit amirite?

I agree, for the time being I think we should toss them in with the asians strictly for traffic purposes.

i think that would work for the purpose that is "separate but equal Thanksgiving (for traffic purposes)"

How about if the middle eastern people don't get one at all but just aren't allowed to drive in November?

i dont think anyone but whites are traveling very far for thanksgiving -- at least on the streets that might be clogging up roadways.

obviously the week after white thanksgiving we'd have to extra cautious driving since asian thanksgiving week would be very dangerous.

i've fucked my share of asian ladies and can say for sure they don't gaf about thanksgiving.

and actually muslins usually do, surprisingly. i'd swap asin for muzz

i get off work at 4:30 today they wont let me leave even a little bit early to avoid traffic. i normally drive 40 minutes to get home... i have a feeling it will be an hour and a half.
we should just have the thanksgiving week free from work

This year me n my bitch are hosting our first Thanksgiving.
I'm supposed to go shopping but I got blackout drunk last night n my head is pounding.

I was extra DUI when I drove her to work this morning...also I woke up on the couch and she wouldn't talk to me.

I got splaining to do but I don't know what to splain.

lol dw. likewise my bitch and i are hosting as well.