i'm pretty sure i jerked off to sailor moon once

i wanna say i was in 8th grade but i think i was actually in 9th

my dad got national geographic. months they did features on african cultures i was all over that shit.

i used to jerk off to the guiness book of world records 1998 (maybe 99) edition. actually it was the first thing i ever jerked off to. there was a very phallic picture of a cactus and i wanted to see if my erect cock was as big as it. then i came no homo. there was a picture of i dunno some model in there that i jerked off to a lot. i think lisa marie presley too.

this was the third google image that came up under "guinness book of world records 1999"


not judging just saying

every year you type theres a different set of ginormous titties

god bless the internet

here's 2000

it was this bitch in the one i jo'd to.


i'm pretty sure thats the actual picture from it. i tried jerking to it but it never worked.

oh i see that black chick got biggest naturals. i'm pretty sure they didn't even include a picture of her

I did the same thing with dem Nat Geos. I can also recall jerking it to Christie Brinkley on the Total Gym infomercial back in the day.

oh yea i used to stay up for those 1900 number info(?)mercials. i've actually searched for a couple of them on the internet..

the ones on the latin network were the best