sexy stubble update

had to go down to 1 on my beard trimmer. sexy stubble turned into homeless grizzle.

sorry for any inadvertent boners derived from this posting.

im in a heavy homeless grizzle phase at this time of my life. been here for years.


really tho its like the worlds most intersting man grizzle due to who the fuck I am irl.


nice hat bro.

do you have an elephant or a piece of toast on your shirt?

good question.

im the only one in today bumping music and doing database management shit for the staff so I decided to wear this extremely comfy shirt featuring a piece of toast rubbing toast on his belly. clearly he's enjoying this and giggling while the cool jelly spreads on his warm toasted belly.

that shirt makes me hungry. fuck i want some toast.

it makes girls giggle and smile coyly at me and obviously thats why i wear it.

I was planning a trim this morning but to my dismay, my trimmer was dead. I plugged it in so should be good to go after work. And that toast looks extremely happy.

should be scratch n sniff imo.

my trimmer died halfway through a shave before and i've had to use a straight razor and it sucked.

this is the best beard trimmer in the game though. see that lil part you open. it has a vacuum that sucks in the hair as you trim and stores it there. no mess. fucking love this thing makes so much more sense than lose hairs flying everywhere.

also you dont need to take things on and off it. that lil thing you turns movies it up and down the lcd screen says how many millimeters you currently have it set as. i usually just do a 1 and let it grow in for awhile.

that is a tight trimmer, it makes the christmas list.

i found it last year. after going through shitty beard trimmers with mess and a bunch of different heads for years I can safely say this is the one. totally changes the beard trimming game.

Here's me with a little stubble in front of a girl getting loaded onto a stretcher.

did she live? i need to know if it's disrespectful to jerk off over this picture.

Ya she was fine. There was some soccer match n her team one n she went to hug some dude n he accidentally slammed her on the sidewalk, a jumping hug.



There was lots of blood

Lol...one.
If my sig is slowing it down ill turn it off, sorry

lol @ that duck manning threw

sexy? stubble update



oh hay, im in a mobile construction office in fucking death valley.

i bought a new beard trimmer when i was away for a couple weeks and forgot to pack one, it had a "stubble" guard, which I use to get the right height. although, my mustache always looks too long on that setting and i look very mexican, so i need to hit that part with a 0 and it all flows evenly.

its quite complicated

that vacuum idea sounds great though

is it acceptable to go to a wedding with a nice stubble/shadow? i just picked-up my grey slim-fit don draper suite from the men's warehouse and i haven't shaved yet. chances are im not going to before the wedding this weekend.

i want to get real gay and say that george clooney can pull off the stubble suit better than anyone. he's my idol.

i dont know if youve seen what people are putting an edge on these days, but you should be good.