hole-e shit. i just found my wife.

domination

if she goes to amherst she's a lesbian

good point.

i forgot mt.holyoke/amherst girls are unattainable. she is no longer a wife prospect though I do respect the shit out of her for smoking that chick twice in the face.

its a level of not giving a fuck you just have to admire.

yeah, that's definitely wife levels if if if she was heterosexual

i had a good friend transfer to mt. holyoke in undergrad and dani was like "lol lesbian"

while we're talking about wives check out rhea durhams ass. damn.



walberg looks like hot garbage. im just gonna assume its for a role and on purpose.

i lqtm'd the first time - it happened so soon in the vid i thought the rest of the vid was gonna be just replays.

then she did it again.

lol.

Did the ref just stop the game because that dumb cunt couldnt get out the way of a ball being thrown?

yeah. soccer aint my bag but i read in the youtube comments that pretty much everyone agreed that he was in the wrong doing that. if he felt it earned a card he should have waited to the next stoppage in play.

Also i was kinda hoping all the mushed food on my teeth would show up better on a computer monitor but, just like it was on my phone, looks like i have piss stained teeth.
Think i might re-do my avatar :(

your avatar certainly doesn't help dispel the preconceived notions i have re: british people and their teeth.

I mean my teeth are by no means a glorious godly white but they dont look piss stained irl either.

several comedic gems to be found in that avatar

I was about to change to this:

....but shit just isnt no where near as visually satisfying as my current avatar.

Imma keep this one.

agreed

please lord. tell me somebody saved that video.

hm... lemme look on gawker they usually re-up videos on their own channel.

oh well its def somewhere but the internet ate it for now cuz i cant find it.