So this morning I was driving along on this road, one lane ya dig. I slowed down to go around some construction and kept going along at 40 which is the speed limit. So I see the taxi minivan behind me tailgating me. Being a huge asshole as I am wont to be I slow down gradually until around I reach around 25, cruising at that speed for a quarter mile or so. The road moves into two lanes at the light so I swerve back and forth for a second so the dick taxi can't get by me which he very much wants to do. I pull up to the light to the taxi's right and roll down my window, he sees I want to talk as does he.
He's a white guy, probably in his 40's, looks very weathered. The following exchange happens.
OP: "Yo why you tailgating me dick?"
Taxi: "Ay the speed limits 40 budday"
OP" "I was going 45 dude" (i lied)
Taxi: "Bullshit guy, you're full of it"
He laughs.
OP: "Yeah well try not to be a dick in the future alright?"
He smirks again and shakes his head.
OP: Have a good day man
Taxi: You too guy.
We both rolled up our windows and drove forward. Gotta love beantown.
He's a white guy, probably in his 40's, looks very weathered. The following exchange happens.
OP: "Yo why you tailgating me dick?"
Taxi: "Ay the speed limits 40 budday"
OP" "I was going 45 dude" (i lied)
Taxi: "Bullshit guy, you're full of it"
He laughs.
OP: "Yeah well try not to be a dick in the future alright?"
He smirks again and shakes his head.
OP: Have a good day man
Taxi: You too guy.
We both rolled up our windows and drove forward. Gotta love beantown.