Opie you are getting sewed

lol imagine suing for 80 dollars

i bill that an hour and i'm a fucking law clerk

idk but he said he wanted to copywrite cherry sprite which is called a shirley temple and little girls drink them.

if i got sued for 80 dollars i guess id just pay it. lol.

he also said he was sipping on blue moons all night and had a shot of captain morgan cause he wanted to be a big spender

i think wonks making that up tbh, you think people are giving a retarded guy coke at a bar?

psh. i dunno bout these tall tales wonks been spinning lately. he tends to elaborate things.

i know he made 150 eating baconators

150 a month is pretty trill

tomorrow i will make more money than wonk in one day than he made all month eating baconators

Opie can you send me those shoes anyways so i don't look stupid?

i wonder if wonk turns down surveys that only pay $50. he seems pretty intense that he's doing TRIPLE FIGURE surveys. imagine you talk to wonk on the phone and think you found a good person for a survey and wonk shows up. i bet they try to be professional but at first can't help but look horrified at what is schlepping into their office.

i wish i got paid to eat baconators

oh you're a fat unemployable lazy retard?

congratulations you've been pre-qualified for our baconator survey.

while we're on the subject i weigh 155 lbs right now and have been getting lean/toned as fuck but i really wanna try that CBO at mcdonalds. the commercials are haunting me. i love caramelized onions. cum everywhere.

TRIPLE FIGURE surveys

i wonder what kinda questions do you have to fill out?

(1) what a baconator taste like?
(2) did you eat the paper it came in?
(2a) if yes, why?
(2b) if no, why not?

I was gonna make pony toast on the $ecret board but I'm glad I read this first

Holy father of Christ @ w0nk lmao

I dont speak Wonk but by the way he worded his post it seems like he thinks he only got robbed for 6$ LoL fukin moron

I want to fucking play that game. U think it shows up today?

what the hell did marie buy online ?

honestly trees was right to sight ban this sad fuck

Dec 3rd wonk is being eliminated from ughh unless he got a real job interview with a real business.
Pretty sure that's not going to happen.
Cya wonk.