jason texted me and said to blog about the elmo voice guy rape thing

i think the voice of elmo probably is pretty embarrassed and rightfully so. you should be 18+ to tickle the voice of elmo and get a live rendition of that magical laugh.

seriously though someone probably saw this coming

if he asks me to post about the it's thanksgiving song i won't do it though. all humans have limits.

i purposefully didn't watch that movie about him on netflix

every kid not born into a strict religious society since 1992 has gone through their elmo phase

this d00d at my old work used to stroll around the office humming "elmo's song" to himself. he has 3 sons all about 2 years apart. i'm not even sure he realizes what he's humming that toon has just been chiseled into his subconscious.

i picked up on it (him humming elmo's song constantly) pretty soon after i got there but i never told the guy about it because he was kind of a dick and i didn't want to stir anything up with him

lalalala lalalala elmo's song

the force is strong with elmo