I don't believe in stereotypes however

I've never met an asian american girl who didn't satisy at least two of these three qualities

1. love for black dick
2. talks a lot/is very loud
3. loves cocaine/ecstasy

most fill all three.

the black thing... yeah no.

that's strange. maybe the asian american women are different on the east coast.

asians are generally very racist towards black ppl. so i'm going to have to say you are very wrong.

I think you're getting confused between fresh off the tuna boat girls Jason bangs and rich Asian American princesses I'm talking about.

they're super annoying. honestly i'd rather fuck a foreign korean or japanese girl because of the whole "do whatever i say" appeal

FOB chinese is a no go, obv

chinese chicks always have sideburns

you may be right. i'll have to investigate this further.

why did you put "bitch" next to my name? i don't find that funny. in fact i find it rather rude.

fixed?

that is uncalled for. i'm offended.

only bitches get offended

mike your ex-gf called you a bitch 5 times in a row. if she said it once i would think maybe she was just mad but 5 times is like, i really believe this.

that's not true. i found out she was legitimately crazy.

a coworker and friend of mine is friends with her sister and brother in law.

when he mentioned that "hey i met your sister, she's dating a friend of mine"
they go - "how was she?"
and then he goes "what do you mean?"
and then they go "she's nuts"

yeah she's nuts. anger problems. which is why i kicked her to the curb. bro. you should be happy for me. i gracefully evaded a really bad situation.

everyone thinks their ex-gf is nuts. she dumped you dude. i realize it's easier to convince yourself she's crazy but that's clearly not the case.

additionally i don't think you should be using my words against me.

i offered up the "bitch" story because you are my pal. i knew it was funny and i would get called out on it at the time.

however recycling the story to call me a bitch months later is just poor taste op. you're better than that. bad form.

no no.. i thought my gf of only a couple months was nuts. so i dumped her. why do you make things up? are my irl truthful stories not interesting enough for you?

do you put hot sauce on everything? something tells me you overly spice your foods.

you're going to be alone until you start looking at relationships and your role in why they were not successful mike. i know you want true love but you can't keep foiling your relationships and spitefully make them the bad guy in your mind to justify your actions.

i want your new years resolution to be more introspective in 2013. can you do that for me?

i ate collared greens with some hot saws for a snack yesterday but no i don't put it on things where it doesn't belong.

she is dating someone else. in our last correspondence i wished her well.

i appreciate the advice op. i do want to find love, but i disagree with you - i'm very introspective. but i still appreciate the advice.

mike, there was a 900 page thread on gdb where everyone saw how bad you are at being introspective

i don't recall that. but i can assure you that i'm very introspective.

anyway - i hope you two have a wonderful day.

oh you slip out that back door bibimbitch

oh well let me refresh your memory. you were well on your way to ughh acceptance when suddenly tgodd the great appeared and dropped a bomb on your thread that you comically fell into a death spiral about

i don't remember that at all.

maybe you can elaborate. or find the thread so we can reread it and laugh about it together.

lol at repressing the memory of an internet thread

yeah sorry man, i don't remember this bomb you dropped on me. or anything i said in regards to anything you said in regards to dismantling me on an internet message board.

lol. i definitely believe you right now

and because i know he's wincing: don't worry jeff your wife was crazy for real.

My gurl is not fresh of the boat, she came here when she was 18 and she is 28 now, she doesn't fit any of the stereotypes above but I know what you're talking about

yeah im talking about girls who were born in america. Helen doesn't fit this stereotype she's an angel.

of the four asian american girls i know pretty well:

none have banged a black dude and would probably be (publicly) put off by the idea which is par for the course

two are kinda chatty

none love coke or mollies

hm im gonna have to study this out.

I dont know any asian girls. they are few and far between down here.