This is for TS , but not exclusive to him

Drug reps-
Usually we get one a week looking for our nursing director
Hot woman dressed in sexy clothes, they buy our office lunch and im sure the ND had bwned most of them. Ty, do you deal with them?
Insurance reps, political teams , and other lobbyists have swung by too. Usually bearing gifts.
Ty, if you meet with them whats the best thing you have gotten?
Once someone gave the buisness office director two cruise tickets, but the company made her raffle it

if this post isn't exclusive to ty then why don't i understand a word of it

way of the world my migga

They bring me andmy doctor lunch once a week. Expensive nice lunch I. We went to one of those red/green chip Brazilian joints one. The Zyprexa rep is a cheerleader for some AFL or weird football team.

I have all kinds of post its, clocks, pens (now illegal to give out) calculator, travel/grooming bags, a parker pen, free samples of drugs. My sister was a rep for a while as well.

why did pens of all things become illegal to give out?

Because they believed it vaguely convinced doctors to consider one brand of medication more since the/ reps were subconsciously keeping the drug in mind every time you wrote a rx script.

All the anti psychotic meds has different color schemes too and designs and it was proven that doctors are more likely to prescribe the medication when draped in that medications colors and using a med name pen on med name post its.

Its cool cus though I have like 100 drug pens, theyre now doing travel coffee mugs and they rule. Pens are free to me so NBD. Oh they also give out bathroom scales now.

I also like to fuck with them and ask them questions they knowingly cant answer. Like why are antipsychotics the most expensive drug in the world and used almost in entirety by the impoverished? Are your chemicals more expensive or do you realize medicare/caid will pay the bill and you are taking advantage of taxes?

I have this one egomaniac douche guy with hair plugs who just shows up whenever he fucking wants and Im a huge dick to him. My doctor was busy and he just wanted to see her no matter what and was waiting in out waiting room for 30 minutes, periodicly buzzing and asking if my Dr. as available. I had to do to the waiting room and say to Risperdal Richard

"Hey look, the doctor is busy so youre going to come back some other time k"

"I just need a few of her minutes, Ill wait"

"No, she is seeing patients today. Shes busy, come back another time- close door"

Our nursing director will not see dudes at all. They all have that same douchey look. Also hairplugs, I guess its a requirement