What on this list should I do this tonight?

i have plans the rest of the weekend but tonight is up for grabs.

1. Get really baked and see Skyfall
2. Buy a couple Adderoll from my guy and stay up and tweak on video games
3. Drink a bottle of wine and touch myself to old Christina Agueleria music videos alone in my room.
4. Go to the Skellig with my buddies which is some insufferable bro bar with women.
5. Convince my buddies to go to a craft beer bar with less women but better beer.

Options 4 and 5 include riding my bike home drunk.

bro. its friday. im sure you could pull off the first two items in your list np.

since they were the first two, im gonna assume those are the first ideas, or priorities that you've set.

im just here to motivate.

get high, go see your guy, head to bond flick, the 8pm screening, come home, addy up, game on.




too easy.

yes they are somewhat prioritized.

you're also thinking with a married mans brain though. the only problem with option 1 i can see is its the premiere night. getting high and sitting in a packed theater often isn't as fun as just catching it on a wednesday night putting your feet up and zoning.

Well I cant see a better combo, so if it has to be one, it seems like you could couple #2 with other in house activities, eejee touching ones self semi-aggresively to krissie aqualaria.


again, just trying to get you to expand the potential of the evening, and I want to help. because im married.

im not a drinker either so the latter choices were non-starters imo, especially when coupled with drunk bike ride endings.

lol i jerked off to genie in a bottle in 8th grade or whatever. tried recently but she looked really young. these days i'm all about shakira

4 & 5 if logistically possible

i think it may be

6. go out with co-workers and meet up with incredibly cute ex-intern who I never could ask out due to company policy/moral code.

i never work with hot girls, i was actually thinking abt that recently. when i worked more in sales/marketing there were so many babes. now its mostly men and a couple old hens :/

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