I guess I just slept 15 1/2 hours

9-12:30

Feeling good

i slept for 5 but a long bike ride, coffee and lunch have really got me going.

i've been going to bed at like 1:30 AM lately and waking up at 7:30

my girl went off birth control. can you believe this shit?

i actually wore condoms twice this week.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?

Um.

Why did she go off birth control?

A.) Looking to have a kid.
B.) She's making up excuse about how it makes her not feel good aka now you live together and shes gonna start slowly letting herself go.

i know going off birth control isn't really letting yourself go per say but what's next.

meh i can eat this burger. meh i can leave my hair stuck to the wall in the shower.

slippery slope.

opie, she says she stopped taking it because shes been on it since she was 18 and last time she tried to stop she couldn't get her period and she wants to make sure she can have a healthy period without being on the pill or some ridiculous bull shit.

basically shes trying to get pregnant by me.

she also hasnt been to the gym since i moved in. she hasnt gained any weight, but wtf?

she told me to do the pull out method and i told her to get the fuck out of here.

ive done the pull out method on many random girls in my day, and only knocked up one or two of them, but if its going to be my go to form of birth control then im sure as fuck going to be a 28 year old daddy since she already said abortion is not on the table with her.

im actually pretty upset about this.

oh god i'm having flashbacks here. run clark

hey guys, by the way, sorry i havent provided you with bonners.

what job are you applying for trevor the great?

abortion not on the table and wants you to do the pull out method equals careful where you store those condoms friend. girls use push pins for all types of shit.

I'm going to be a lovely Office Admin

i mean do i think someone you know so well and obviously are very much in love with would be so divisive as to do something like that? i doubt it.

but if she thinks she may lose you if she doesn't do it?

oh yeah. the ol keep a nigga baby.

good luck trevor the great do any hot sluts work in the office you can sexually harass?

opie, have i told you ill be in atlanta four times a year going forward for work? i need you to provide me with a list of must dos

clark was looking out the window at all the slutty girls longingly saturday night was his gf was watching him watch them wide eyed, poking holes in all the durex her pleasures behind his back.

nah but theres a girl there so i'm sure i'll be thinking about fucking her after 8 hours in the same room. theres a beautiful east european at the coffee place i'll be going to tho. i just hope its not insanely busy.

yeah lemme know before you go down there.

short list is pink pony and cheetah. they're the two best strip clubs (for our kind) in town and ATL is the mecca of that industry so yeah, they're kind of a big deal. i mean i hear magic city and onyx are great too we just wouldn't really be welcome there.

sweetwater and terrapin beer are delicious and should be tried. sweetwater brewery is in atl and i forget where terrapin is but its somewhere outside the city.

you can get really cheap hawks tickets and the games are fun. too bad theres no hockey there anymore.

i think i'll be going down there alone -- which sucks.

i'm pretty good at making friends in far away places, but it's still better being with an actual friend.

in thailand i met some 60 year old australian and we got fucked up and he took me to where all the hookers are, found me a good one, and went on his way.

i remember we met a really beautiful thai girl and he said "so how long have you been working here?" and she said "four years" and he nudged me and said "thats far too long, you dont want her"

he also caught me talking to a girl who he suspected was a man so he got me the hell out of there

I wanna go to Thailand but I'm into taLL bitches so i imagine i'll have to become a pro at avoiding traumatizing situations

i'd love to go thailand but i have no self control when im drunk and would rather not get aids/typhoid fever

as long as you wear a condom you arent getting aids too easily.

well if i'm drunk im most certainly not using a condom/thinking about the possibility of aids at all.