what did yall dress up for on halloween: a post

halloween comes early round the law school parts. we have a party called ex parte (get it, get it) where the school buys out a bar for 4-5 hours and we get unlimited alcohol and just destroy ourselves and our surroundings.

so, first night:

(1) play from kid n play

second night:

(2) finn from adventure time (fuck you chuck, fuck you)

i didn't dress up but i did give out king sized candy to kids then i got stoned and watched homeland.

how the fuck you ain't dress up?

i tried to have a threesome with my girlfriend (who was dressed like jake the dog) and my best girl friend (who was dressed like lumpy space princess) but i got depressed and went to bed :/

i dunno. i just decided to sit this halloween out, not huge on the holiday cept giving people candy.

it all goes back to when i was 9

*hazy dream sequence*

cell phones were just becoming known/popular and i ordered a cell phone costume in the mail. every single adult at the door said i looked like an awesome calculator. kind of soured me to the whole thing.

I dressed like a new York cat, but I didn't go out cuz it was raining and I had no car and I called 10 of my friends and nobody wanted to go out. So I rode my bike to my moms house and drank 8 coronas then rode home buzzed and wet.

you're a piece of shit

You're obviously jealous. Your life revolves around hating. Sux

observe that shitty video has cost you your avatar privileges until further notice.

I was trying to show you my Halloween attire..

chris brown and his crew were terrorists.

chris brown. what a guy.

Chris brown has another customized Lambrogini garllado that I like.

Don't be jealous pal.. I just put it on for a quick picture. It was a sweater I almost bought. If I were to do a cartoon costume it woulda been muscle man.My office theme was 80s prom... So I dressed like my profile picture.

thank god they don't celebrate halloween at my office. nothing funny or fun about doing business dressed like a dinosaur.

howcome chuck is so mean on the internet but so adorable IRL?

i think to maintain his cute demeanor irl he has to come online and get it out hence all the angry posts about work/life/bbb

i didnt even go out saturday night when all the sluts were dressed like sluts. im starting to hate my life.

uh oh you probably shouldnt go back into that trevor the great sleep post then.

Opie wrote:i think to maintain his cute demeanor irl he has to come online and get it out hence all the angry posts about work/life/bbb

that's partially accurate. Only because I don't show anger irl ..i never had .. And when I try to , I feel like I sound ridiculous.

On the internet no one can hear me