attn: brain

hey man. i know 45 degrees doesn't sound that cold and your gym is only 3 miles away and you thought it'd be fun since you had the afternoon off but when your drenched in sweat bombing hills shit gets pretty fucking cold. don't do that shit again.

thanks,
body

opie do you ride in the darkness my wigger?

we got the sunsetting at like 5 PM over in NY.

seriously fuck that shit though. freezing even with a hoodie and windpants.

anyway i started going to the gym for pretty much no reason. just to switch it up, haven't gone in awhile. ran 2 miles yesterday, ran 2 today and biked 6. did some ab bullshit. can't believe how much better shape i am running wise from bike riding too, crazy. probably why i was a scrawny kid, i lived on my bike.

i dont like to but have in certain situations like coming home from a bar we went to in the afternoon last sunday or getting out of a movie the other day. halloween to go get reinforcement candy. i guess i do but under protest and not far just around the neighborhood.

i bet i wouldnt get raped but there is def also rapey parts of the bike paths by the river at night

when im riding my bike i think crazy things like i ride by a group of 8th graders and go

what if they all attacked me and tried to take my bike? what would i do? can i fight back? can i beat the shit out of like 4 8th graders and the rest will scurry or will they band together and over power me? or would i just chase the kid trying to pedal away and spear him off my bike?

then i ride by and they don't jump me and i think of something else

I bought some home gym pieces. A bench press, a tower, and a rubber man for slapping/ punching. Also still run every morning. The cold air hurts my lungs

have you done anything erotic with your rubber man?

he doesnt have any holes, he looks like this

kiss thee boy

lol he has rubber shorts to make you feel less gay