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Nearly had a fight

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1 Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:51 pm

with a woman last week. Im pretty sure she was insane. I was walking to the shop and noticed a rather ruffled looking dude, likely her last victim, in his car and this fat beast woman walking away from him. As i crossed the road she spotted me and waited.
First she asked me for a pound (£). I said nah and kept moving but she kept asking like she was about to rob me. I kept calm and just repeated "nah". As i turned the corner close to the shop she said "do you wanna fight me?". I was pretty shocked by this as its my first experience of being offered to punch a girl in the face, so i looked at her and laughed while keeping walking.
She backed off after that and stopped following me. Probably spotted a new victim.

While i found this encounter pretty damn amusing i couldnt help but think i should have punched her in the head.

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2 Re: Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:53 pm

Never pass up that kind of opportunity

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3 Re: Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:57 pm

I will have to live with this regret for the rest of my life.
Unless of course i bump into her again sometime and return the offer.
In a situation like that would it be ok to closed fist smack her? She was pretty big. Deffo weighed more than i did.

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4 Re: Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:03 pm


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you will live with the regret.

this story may make more sense to ace since the english aren't FUCKING NAZIS about alcohol and he spent his late teens in a city but when we were 18 we used to have bums get liquor for us. basically you give a bum 20 bucks, they buy alcohol and earn a dollar or two for their trouble. rather easy. there was a kid who we called Cali who we ran with, straight surf bum going to school in downtown Boston. anyway, this bum once walked to the door of the liquor store and went in, came out and said mumbled something but didn't have a bottle of liquor so we asked for our money. he grumbled something else and got real aggro homeless personish on us and my buddy Cali out of nowhere just pummeled him clean cross the jaw.

ran his pockets and took our money and left him next to the liquor store asleep. eventually we figured out a better plan than trusting bums to buy us liquor.

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5 Re: Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:24 pm

Its been a long time since i really punched somebody. A womans face is probably a safe place to test if you can still swang.

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6 Re: Nearly had a fight on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:35 pm


the last person i punched in the face was danny sari and that was in 8th grade and he laughed in MY face right after

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7 Re: Nearly had a fight on Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:09 am


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Me and my friends went to sf hella deep for new years. A couple of my friends gave some random white chick money to buy them liqour. She goes into the store, buys the liqour, and takes off running down the street. I didn't expect her to do that from how she looked.

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8 Re: Nearly had a fight on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:56 am

sounds like something my exgirlfriend would do, fucking drunk ass bitch.

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9 Re: Nearly had a fight on Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:40 pm

I have never fought in my whole life, but if I did it would probably be with a hobo lady

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