So my mom saved me from suicide tonite

So I was drinking all day(champagne, white russians, and coronos,) feeling sad listening to Stevie wonders "rocket love" on repeat. Then I started feeling sad about not having any friends. The more I kept drinking and the more I heard that song, the sadder I got...

I sent my ex girl a email about not wishing me a happy birthday and saying she was my last friend and I'm gonna end my life. And right when I'm googling the suicide hotline my mom calls...and after a 10 min talk I feel a little better..

I almost died tonite.

I think the suicidal thoughts came from that song...but I can't stop listening to it..it's so good..

Here goes the email. She prob thinks I'm crazy


"I thought we were friends. I dont know why you didn't call me on my birthday. Now I finally realized that I have no friends and there is no point of living. I tried to better my self and quit drinking and I exercised everyday and you didnt want to hear my new music..You took me riding in your rocket gave me a star but at a half a mile from heaven you dropped me back into this cold world...."

yeah girls are really attracted to desperation and weakness.

the only way to prove your love for her now is to go ahead and kill yourself dude. that'll show her.

Out of all the corners of the Internet why would you pick this place to talk about this shit

get it together bro nobody wants to clean up a dead rapper because his ex forgot his birthday. that aint hophop

Ya. I was sad for like 30mins last nite..now I'm fine..she replied back..now I feel embarrassed..I want to tell her I sent that email when I was drunk..but I know she's just gonna call me a loser for drinking..

Well that faggot moodz IP BANNED me, for what, I don't know? I don't care anymore. I'm thru with that site. I was just cracking jokes and roasting users like everyone else.....last nite I was suicidal and tonite im homicidal....I feel like putting a bullet in between his Canadian moose's head....

Fuck dude

Um... Weren't you saying this site is dead though ?

Why are you taking solace here now

Youre right ace. I'm boarding the coli now. There's no fncs and I'm getting hella "daps" for my comments.

please kill yourself

Opie wrote:please kill yourself

Go fuck ya self. I hope you're having the time of your life on this waste of Internet space. You low level bald headed ginger skallywag

Your moms a lil fag