i have the last post on every board

HITP

this is a picture of me in a hat outside in the middle of a hurricane

look at how not scared I am




hurricanes by far are the biggest pussies in the world of natural disasters except maybe mudslides but fuck mudslides they don't even count

the mayor is on tv telling me to fill my bathtub with water.

i dont think so faggot.

Tornadoes are the dicks of natural disasters

tornadoes are definitely the biggest assholes.

you ever seen twister? cows dont moo when they fly by you, they slam into you and break every bone in your body and die flying around in a million pieces.

i was looking for a .gif of the cow flying around in twister but all i found was this really confusing picture

Tornadoes are the Ryan Dicks of natural disasters

wait do tornadoes think they invented everything on the internet?

ps i always hated twister. my faggot brothers would watch it every week and i couldn't stand it. i just knew bill paxton was full of shit acting like a brave hero and when i finally saw aliens i realized that was exactly the type of person i suspected him of being when i watched twister.

Bill Paxton sucks hard.

He was so awful in Big Love. So awful.