someone should hit wonk with a bat

on the other side of his face so his lips looks horrifying on both sides and not just one.

ps. i jsut bought some trill shit with wonks money

thanks for ACIII my dewd

i sprung for one day shipping i hope thats ok i really want it

hahahahahaha no way

the only bad part is now i have to sit outside an abandoned house in allston i shipped it to tomorrow morning but iiwii.

you should buy a fleshlight and ship it to wonks house

that's not a bad idea. i can address it to marie c/o wonk.

lol jfc wonk just keeps amazing

i just googled that and it's his survey money from all those baconators

hahahahaha he is gonna flip shit when he tries to by some k-2 with that card and it bounces

I think im gonna donate the rest of the gift card to charity. Yin/Yang deal.

seems fair since he's a gov't hand out bum

lol i can only imagine how bad he is going to flip out on ughh

it will literally go up there with his portage park night and the time vakill sent him a scathing fb message

dude will never stop talking abt it

he will get bant repeatedly due to that card

Thread delivers...almost feel bad for the retarded bastard

i have to admit i laffed my ass us during his wrestling training video

he was wrestling cheap fence wire, it could of been for a garden i have no idea

but it was great how awful it was

*off

cant believe there was enough to get ac3 on that thing

wonk was hustling

what charity should we donate to?

this is actually really cool i think wonks going to be happy that he helped someone in need.

donate it to katrina's make-up/slut boot fund

wait a second u can get paid from eating baconators?

marketing companies hire typical americans (retards) to test products/give their opinion. they have criteria and call you ask questions and if you qualify (i havent drank coors light in 3 months but drink domestic beer or whatever the criteria is) they call you in. no idea why he's calling it triple figure surveys and you qualify usually for maybe 1 a month. it's not a job, people can't live off product testing but im sure marie is like whatever ill drive you anywhere if you shut up and leave me alone for an hour.

obviously he qualified for the wendy's one because he's a fat poor fuck and that's who they are looking to market their product to.

lol you should donate the money to the school that kicked him out c/o wonk

nigga earned money eating baconators

cotdamn that's funny

i think you should donate it to hurricane sandy relief

or the united negro college fund

the baconator was literally conceived with wonk in mind

i think the sandy relief would be a good idea

He has been dropping the n bomb lately a lot so that would be nice.

i'm really just full of good ideas today

wonk: hey fieldwork, thats funked! what happened to my triple figures?!?

fieldwork: uhh it looks like you donated your triple figures to a charity, that was nice of you.

wonk: FUNK YOU! WONKBAK!

lol

damn wonk. there goes your turkey money

Baja.

You should spend the rest on a fake resume to help in his search for a real job.

I just spent 80 bucks to have ac3 express shipped

dr rebel please work on my credit card fraud defense itt

right now it's "i didn't expect it to go thru"

gift cards must be a gray area of the law. they can't extradite over country lines can they?

(lawyer)

good god how can a bat make someone so stupid....

LoL at that really being set aside for thanksgiving groceries an wonk and his mom now having to pool change an split whatever number combo the baconator is.

fan fucking tastic.

no credit card fraud (cause its a gift card)

theft of property prooollyy

well luckily for us this is the internet and there are no laws here (pretty sure this is a true fact)

yeah that's pretty much how things work

was the shipping really $80? based on my lawyers new information I kind of want a new hat as well since wonks treating.

It would be cheaper for wonk if you get a knock off hat from china, not sure about overnight shipping prices though.

i wonder how much is left. i just got a new soc beanie hat the other day i might use the rest on groceries.

my homemade artisan flatbread pizza would taste so much better if i knew wonk supplied it. gotta go check peapod right now and see if i can make it happen.

no it was 80 altogether

oh ok i hope we have enough to buy a real url for the board brb gonna see

edit: you can only purchase through paypal womp womp

Just be careful. Mailmen that are familiar with their surrounding areas (regular routers) know abandoned houses and this is primarily how people get caught buying illegal stuff online like weed or x for example.


You should just use your address.

dammit wonk

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nohomo but i can't stop scrutinizing the edge of wonk's lips

you need the security code to donate to sandy. what a bummer.

on the plus side we have another $80 of wonks to spend.

stfu katrina