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things my presumably autistic brother told my sister in a car ride over the weekend

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clark thorny

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- 99% of people at his job have STDs
- he can tell because they all have cold sores
- he can tell when a girl has an STD by how she moves her head
- he can also tell if they are wearing pink shoes
- he told her i have an STD, he knows I do because he saw a growth on my hand and he saw it last time he saw me

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Opie

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your brother is the venereal disease whisperer

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he's right about pink shoes though. never fuck a girl with pink shoes raw.

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i love your brother

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also i dont know if its the same in nyc but its mid 70's in boston. gonna have to give myself a lil half day I think and go on the last long bike ride of the fall this afternoon.

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You need to stop putting your hand in loose women bro

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tyroneshoes

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Clark,


IM flaccid. Wtf

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clark thorny

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harry, even though i am moderator of the boner board i like to let my territories function as autonomous bodies. meaning, although i am leader of the boner deliveries, i leave the board there to thrive and produce on its own.

i am a free market boner giver.

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clark thorny

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harry can i ask you how i should approach telling my brother that hes autistic?

i mean, no one ever told him. and now he's 33 years old acting like a weirdo clueless to the fact thats acting awkward.

i need help, man.

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clark thorny

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should we make a board called "Advice From Our Jewish Uncle Harry"

and its only questions to harry about mental health, HVAC, audio equipment, furniture, not fashion advice etc etc?

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be up front and forward. quite like ripping a band aid off. and open palm slap may be required if he does not come to grips with his affliction right away.


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we could if uncle harry is up to it.

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clark thorny

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i think uncle harry gives sound advice (pun intended) and would appreciate that board

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tyroneshoes

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Sure Ill do it.

Ask him if he ws ever diagnosed with anything. Say you have a friend with an asbergers brother if you need a lead in. How have you not brought this up or discussed this ever with him?

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tyroneshoes

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Or just say youre thinking about trying meds(lie) and ask if he ever did. Easy intro

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Opie

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i'm guessing his brother would see through both those things and accuse clark of being mad that he figured out he has STDs.

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