Cee Lo Green Date Raped A Chick

Being a weird 300 lb midget with tiny hands who is rich and famous must be infuriating. Imagine being rich and famous and you still can't get laid. I totally get why he did it.

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I didn’t even bat an eyelash when I heard this story. Not an eyelash. I mean obviously Cee Lo Green date rapes chicks. Like if you asked me who is the #1 celebrity who date rapes chicks in the world I wouldn’t even hesitate to answer. Cee Lo Green. Duh. Look at his fucking hands! They are so tiny and weird. Those are date raping hands if I’ve ever seen em. Plus he’s on the Voice with Adam Levine and Blake Shelton who literally can just whip their dicks out and a fist fight breaks out amongst girls wanting to fuck them. Meanwhile poor Cee Loo looks like some sort of weird ass freakshow alien. It’s just got to be frustrating as hell for him being rich and famous and constantly around hot bitches who still won’t give it up. You got to level the playing field somehow. Date rape city.

pres hit the nail on the head even though he didn't mention cee lo being fat like I did. points for the adam levine thing. that's probably a huge part of it.

halloweens over, change my avatar.

i'll take it into consideration.

bibimbap wrote:halloweens over, change my avatar.

Change it to the pic of him in his halloween costume

lol at baby bibim avatar