so my GIRLFRIEND was reading some magazine or blog or some shit

and out of nowhere she just goes, "You know what pisses me off? When people decide to set up a tent in their apartment? Who the fuck would do this?"

And in my mind I'm thinking "Wait, someone else has thought of this?"

And I told her Jason from UGHH used to have one but I really should have just kept quiet bc it only fueled more of her hatred for my relationship with UGHH

fuck it homes

hey tony.

in the past I've used "a friend from high school" as opposed to "a friend from the internet" to avoid potentially weird situations when referencing ughh. idk if you went to hs with your gf though.

hope this helps.

ps. technically i posted on ughh in hs so i'm not technically lying either if you care about not lying and stuff.

yeah i say that when im dealing with someone who has no idea wtf ughh is (and it would take too long to explain)

or yeah just in general when i'd feel weird saying "my friend from the internet"

but she knows what ughh is... she knows who jason is. he sent me a CD for godsake

shes also met mark a bunch of times and she hung out with us and abortion doctor down in coney island... she's pretty well versed in the ughh world, she just doesnt really like it

oh. the bartender was the only gf who readily knew the ughh world but she didn't lurk (to the best of my knowledge).

she just loved quinn and wanted to see his videos all the time. she would randomly ask how he was and if he had any new videos. idk why quinn never became a youtube sensation, he had mass appeal.

what do you mean "used to have one"?

the invention tent is alive and well i believe.

jason still sleeps in a tent its just a metaphorical tent which is made of sadness.

I put a tent in my backyard occasionally and smoke pot and pass out in it

why on earth would it bother YOUR GIRLFRIEND that someone puts a tent in their own goddamned bedroom

and why does she hate ughh so much? sorry to say tony but she sounds kinda like a sour puss

i tell people i'm part of an online community
and that i have friends from the internet
they look at me like i'm a weirdo yet awesome for being so confident and honest.

evanescence was a great band

hi jason

interesting that you should mention band